032 Lines in Heaven 天堂里的队

外国人讲：

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heave.

God comes and says：“I want the men to make two lines.One line is for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line is for the men that were whipped by their women. Also，I want all the women to go with St.Peter.”

Said and done，and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long，and the line of men that dominated women，there was only one man.

God got mad and said：“You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.Learn from him！Tell them， my son，how did you manage to be the only one on that line？”

The man said，“I don’t know，my wife told me to stand here.”

1heaven[＇hevn]n.天堂

2dominate[＇dɒmΙneΙt]v.支配

3whip[wΙp]v.抽打

4ashamed[ə＇∫eΙmd]adj.感到惭愧的

中国人讲：

世上的每一个人都上了天堂。

上帝说：“我要男人分成两队，一队是在世上控制女人的男人，另一队是被女人鞭打的男人。另外，女子自成一队，跟着圣彼得去。”

队伍排列好后，有两个队伍。一队是被女人鞭打的，有100英里长；一队是在世上控制女人的，仅有一人。

上帝生气地说：“你们男人应该感到羞耻，我按照自己的形象创造了你们，而你们却被女子鞭打。看看，我鹤立鸡群的唯一的儿子，他使我骄傲。你们应该向他学习！告诉他们，儿子，你如何成为唯一一个站在这一队上的人？”

这男子回答说：“我不知道，我太太叫我站在这儿的。”